fleshpod:

they should invent love for me

cannibalmutual:

something terrible and monstrous is inside me [being in my 20s]

supergameboytwo:

supergameboytwo:

You do like tumpet? 🎺! bwaaa!

instrumence

xxxdragonfucker69xxx:

&btw all is dust LOL

hatingongodot:

I love lying to kids. It’s so fun. My coworker’s daughter said she speaks 2 languages and I said I spoke 17,000 and she narrowed her eyes at me and was like “… no you don’t” and it was the cutest thing.

The last time I saw her I told her I was a “half-magician” that can only do 50% of a trick, and I showed her how I can tear a piece of paper in two but can’t make it come back together, and she got soooo annoyed with me. Absolutely adorable. Lying to children is the best

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

Study abroad? Well….only if i know her. i don’t like to stare.

cassiecassi:

cryptotheism:

“Bottom does not mean sub” might as well be occult knowledge to some of y'all

call my man shredded lettuce because he be a sub topping

frawgs:

u don’t touch this bitch for one (1) day and the spiders start living lavish

mihhnt:

b00g:

b00g:

but you can’t be free…cause I’m shellfish I’m obscene…..

AND I GET A LITTLE BIT GENGHIS PRAWN

fravery:

Feeling inspired by the many shades of green in this stunning mosaic forest by artist Joanne Desheil.

duskquil:

“wearing all pink to the barbie movie” “wearing full suits to the minion movie” the children yearn for themed parties

staticcolour:

ALT

custer-mp3:

likes charge reblogs cast

brain–rott:

“everybody experiences that” says mother who has the same symptom of the same mental illness

hillhomed:

and they were the best of friends forever